life to death...death to life...

I received this the other day in an e-mail and thought it was important to "pass on"...

Subject: Finally

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions...central heating, room service on tap, and larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.